Weirdbreak//Origins_Rift^Falling Up|||||adrift_MULTICOLORED_PHANTASM. [I dozed off until some smooth fabric caressed my face]

EYES{}OPEN_SCATTERED//DESIGNS_>in_AETHER

"I knew what I had to do"

_PRIMARY/DIRECTIVE>>>ENSURE RETURN OF CLOTHES BACK TO HOME REALITY_CREW EXPENDABLE_

DOPE_PARTY//NICE_FITNESS/WRK_SWM<<<<COLLECT

I found a barely working laptop spinning slowly in space. There's free wifi in here, no password which is cool. So next thing you know this websites up and running and here we are. My messages may not be getting out like they should... dimensional interference?