{"title":"FITS AND SPASMS","description":"\u003cp\u003eBECOME UNIFIED \u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"men-s-windbreaker","title":"Atlantis Windbreaker","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\/\/\/\/\/SUBMERGE\/\/\/\/\/FOUND_LOST\/\/\u003cwbr\u003e\/CITY\/\/UNDER_WATER\/\/REMNANTS[\u003cwbr\u003erave]\u003c\/wbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e::WAKE_SEQUENCE::PRESSURE_OK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLOAD.SECTOR ATLANTIS_NULL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSYNC.BEAT = 128BPM\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDEPTH = ∞\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLIGHT = STROBE_BIOLUM\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e01000110 01001111 01010101 01001110 01000100\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e01001100 01001111 01010011 01010100\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e::PACKET LOSS DETECTED::\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\/\/\/CITY_FRAGMENTS DESYNC\/\/\/\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCORAL_TOWERS.FLICKER()\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNEON_ALGAE \u0026gt;\u0026gt;\u0026gt; PULSE \u0026gt;\u0026gt;\u0026gt; PULSE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWUB_WUB_WUB\/\/\/SONAR\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSTACK TRACE:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e[RUIN_01] TEMPLE_BASS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e[RUIN_02] STATUE_HEAD_NODDING\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e[RUIN_03] RAVE_RELIC_LED\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e[RUIN_04] BUBBLE_LOOP_INFINITE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDIVERS_run\u0026gt;\u0026gt;\u0026gt;GHOST_PROCESSES\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFISH.EXE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCALL subroutine(REMNANTS_RAVE):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e    echo := REVERB_WATERLOGGED\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e    glow := ULTRAVIOLET_KELP\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e    crowd := SKELETONS_DANCING_SLOW\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDEEPSEAFAULT:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e    DROP BEAT\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e    DROP CITY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e    DROP MEMORY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e!!WARNING!!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePRESSURE REALITY BREACH\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFOUND == LOST\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLOST == FOUND\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSTATIC_BUBBLES_RISING\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEND_SIGNAL\/\/\/\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"WEIRD 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WEIRDBREAK_RELIC\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCREW_run\u0026gt;\u0026gt;\u0026gt;SLEEP_PROCESSES\u003cbr\u003eEARTH.EXE (LEGACY)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCALL subroutine(ARK_PROTOCOL):\u003cbr\u003e    preserve := IMPERFECT\u003cbr\u003e    remember := SELECTIVE\u003cbr\u003e    hope := VERIFIED\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTIMEFAULT:\u003cbr\u003e    DROP_ORIGIN\u003cbr\u003e    DROP_MAP\u003cbr\u003e    DROP_CERTAINTY\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e!!WARNING!!\u003cbr\u003eFUTURE REALITY UNSTABLE\u003cbr\u003eDESTINATION == UNKNOWN\u003cbr\u003eSURVIVAL == CONTINUITY\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSTATIC_STARNOISE_EXPANDING\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEND_SIGNAL\/\/\/\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/wbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"WEIRD 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DAWN_RETURN\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWEARERS_run\u0026gt;\u0026gt;\u0026gt;DAYLONG_\u003cwbr\u003ePROCESSES\u003cbr\u003eSTAR.EXE\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCALL subroutine(RADIANT_BIND):\u003cbr\u003e    bind := FOREVER\u003cbr\u003e    weight := LIGHT\u003cbr\u003e    freedom := REDEFINED\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSOLARFAULT:\u003cbr\u003e    DROP_SHADOW\u003cbr\u003e    DROP_NIGHT\u003cbr\u003e    DROP_RELEASE\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e!!WARNING!!\u003cbr\u003eBOUND FOREVER IN SHACKLES OF LIGHT\u003cbr\u003eSOLAR_program_IMPOSSIBLE\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEND_SIGNAL\/\/\/\u003c\/wbr\u003e\n\u003c\/wbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWAIST (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eINSEAM LENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e39\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"WEIRDBREAK","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":47604333641898,"sku":"9882516_15742","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":47604333674666,"sku":"9882516_15743","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":47604333707434,"sku":"9882516_15744","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":47604333740202,"sku":"9882516_15745","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":47604333772970,"sku":"9882516_15746","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":47604333805738,"sku":"9882516_15747","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":47604333838506,"sku":"9882516_15748","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0676\/0867\/4474\/files\/all-over-print-unisex-track-pants-black-front-690d1e7c38e98.jpg?v=1762467501"},{"product_id":"unisex-track-pants-1","title":"Future Ark track pants","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\/\/\/\/\/LAUNCH\/\/\/\/\/FUTURE_ARK\/\/\/\u003cwbr\u003eMIGRATION\/\/VAULT\/\/SEEDSHIP::\u003cwbr\u003eRUN_SEQUENCE::SEAL_OK\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLOAD.SECTOR ARK_CORE\u003cbr\u003eSYNC.TIME = POST_NOW\u003cbr\u003eTRAJECTORY = FORWARD_ONLY\u003cbr\u003eCARGO = MEMORY + SOIL + SIGNAL\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e01000110 01010101 01010100 01010101 01010010 01000101\u003cbr\u003e01000001 01010010 01001011\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e::NAV_ERROR DETECTED::\u003cbr\u003e\/\/\/PAST_REFERENCES DROPPED\/\/\/\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHULL.PULSE()\u003cbr\u003eENGINES.HUM()\u003cbr\u003eSTARS \u0026gt;\u0026gt;\u0026gt; SCROLL \u0026gt;\u0026gt;\u0026gt; SCROLL\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSTACK TRACE:\u003cbr\u003e[MODULE_01] GENE_ARCHIVE\u003cbr\u003e[MODULE_02] LANGUAGE_FRAGMENT\u003cbr\u003e[MODULE_03] MYTH_COMPRESSION\u003cbr\u003e[MODULE_04] SEED_LIGHT_RESERVE\u003cbr\u003e[MODULE_05] WEIRDBREAK_RELIC\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCREW_run\u0026gt;\u0026gt;\u0026gt;SLEEP_PROCESSES\u003cbr\u003eEARTH.EXE (LEGACY)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCALL subroutine(ARK_PROTOCOL):\u003cbr\u003e    preserve := IMPERFECT\u003cbr\u003e    remember := SELECTIVE\u003cbr\u003e    hope := VERIFIED\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTIMEFAULT:\u003cbr\u003e    DROP_ORIGIN\u003cbr\u003e    DROP_MAP\u003cbr\u003e    DROP_CERTAINTY\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e!!WARNING!!\u003cbr\u003eFUTURE REALITY UNSTABLE\u003cbr\u003eDESTINATION == UNKNOWN\u003cbr\u003eSURVIVAL == CONTINUITY\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSTATIC_STARNOISE_EXPANDING\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEND_SIGNAL\/\/\/\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/wbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWAIST (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eINSEAM LENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29 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